Maybe I just don't understand straight folks or people between 10 & 20 years older than me, but I find your article very witty and well written. For Pete's sake, it's an obvious retort to another author's essay - you even linked the original right in the midst! I find the sprinkling of British wit and cynicism quite entertaining. The denouement speaks for itself & sums the whole idea up nicely. I enjoyed reading this.